how do your parents find your blogs like my mother doesnt even know how to pronounce computer
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
If a report of mugging was treated like a report of rape.
Word indeed.
WORD
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
he actually cried because we made him stop playing long enough to eat dinner
i gave my 6 year old cousin my 3ds to play animal crossing like 6 hours ago and he won’t give it back
he’s one of us now there’s no turning back
what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
i can explain
